Joe Power on Derren Brown Investigates

For those of you who watched the latest television special by Derren Brown, Derren Brown Investigates: The Man Who Contacts the Dead, this might be of some interest. For those who haven’t, please feel free to either immerse yourself in the scenario or else simply to avert your gaze and twiddle your thumbs for the next few moments.

The show, which aired on Channel 4 at 10pm on Wednesday of this week (you can watch it here on 40D) featured the self-styled psychic medium Joe Power. Derren approached the show from a sceptical perspective, which means that he suspended his opinion the subject of psychic mediumship until his investigation was finished and he was able to draw a conclusion based on a convergence of the available evidence.

Joe Power, however, seems to have taken umbrage to this and made a recent post on his website, which you can view here. In the post, he criticises Brown’s sceptical approach, apparently misunderstanding the meaning of the term, and accuses him of using foul play and coercion in an attempt to publicly defame him.

I composed a quick guestbook entry on Joe’s website, the content of which is moderated before posting. The entry in question suspiciously has not yet manifested on the website, which seems odd since others have been able to post quite freely since my attempt. For fear that it might never see the light of day and be condemned to lay lifeless on the cavernous floor of my laptop hard drive I have decided to reproduce the email here. You can read it in full by clicking here

I genuinely am curious as to what his reply might be and welcome any explanation that he might be able to provide in regards to my questions.

Feel free to peruse it at your leisure.

10.23 Homeopathy: There’s nothing in it! Campaign

Whilst gently perusing the clinical pages of a certain Magazine written especially for New Scientists, I happened to chance upon the most compelling of articles. Amongst the latest auto-erotica on Darwinism, which no one but the most heinous, mustachioed, cat-stroking scientific types would deem noteworthy reading material, I found myself squinting at a piece written on a rather engorged group campaigning against allowing the inefficacy of the homeopathic method to creep into medicine. Their plan was to have a mass overdose of the so called “alternative” remedies, followed by a physical examination, on a specific date simply to prove that the whole matter is a rather large load of your mother’s best bologna sausage. In fact, you would probably receive more nutritional supplementation from devouring a large loaf of sausage meat than throwing the homeo-bollocks into your system. Anyway, overdose they did and guess what? Go on, have a little guess.

The experiment yielded very much the same sort of results you would expect to find in any objective and scientific test. Homeopathy does not cure illness, nor does it cause any. It left everyone precisely as they were. If that’s what a health care product is supposed to achieve then I would advise you all to start bottling air and selling it under the guise of being practitioner in Aereopathy. You might even like to devise some sort of theory based around the first piece of unfounded hocus-wankery that strikes you as quasi-intellectual.

Whilst I could indeed bore you, dear reader, with the usual bout of, “homeopathy would simply become medicine if it were proved anything other than as or less effective than a placebo”, I won’t. I am simply going to provide the link to the website of the campaign, which is rather extensive in its educational content, in the hope that you might read it and enrich yourself no end by realising that “alternative” remedies are for idiots who have a degree in business whilst medicine is championed by the refined, tested and proved-to-be-effective-on-a-regular-basis community known as science. Doctors might well, if they are lucky, have a degree in what stuff does stuff when you put it into your body and would therefore be a little more well intellectually-situated to make an objective judgement on your welfare than the money grabbing, prick-tits who prefer to thrust a sugar pill, dabbed with piss water, under your strangely unprotesting tongue.

If you believe that homeopathy, “works for some,” then CLICK HERE and learn yourself a thing or two.

If you don’t, then click it anyway and join the rest of us in laughing at the complete idiots who do.

Survival of the fittest?

I find surprising the amount of commonly held misconceptions there are about evolution by natural selection. Popular misconception all too often leads to misinformed discourse. I offer the anecdote of a discussion I once had with a college philosophy teacher who, when teaching the basic principles of biological materialism and Darwinism, asserted that natural selection was an idea founded on a principle he described as ‘survival of the fittest’. Whilst one can make the intellectual leap in using the term ‘fit’ in an archaic context, it ultimately ends up confusing modern people who are simply seeking to gain a grasp on Darwin’s powerful ideas.

Within this one misnomer there exists a library of discrepancies with Darwin’s original phrasing, providing loopholes which tend to usher in unwarranted criticism. The first of which is the assumption that Darwin himself coined the misleading term. Darwin never used ‘survival of the fittest’ to describe the process of evolution by natural selection, as popular culture, fueled by a host of BBC documentaries, would have you imagine. In fact, the rather disgusting little piss-term was first used by one Herbert Spencer in Principles of Biology some half a decade after the publication of On the Origin of Species (1859). When one actually reads Darwin’s original text, it becomes apparent that ‘survival of the fittest’ is not a tautology, but a grave misinterpretation. Let’s examine Darwin’s own words on exactly the same subject (I have highlighted the important sections in bold type):

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.

It seems uncontroversial to state that this makes perfectly clear Darwin’s intention to actively dissuade a ‘survival of the fittest’ type of interpretation of his work. He asserts that neither strength nor intelligence are the fundamental characteristics of a species well inclined for survival. Rather, both of these are resulting properties of adaptation. It might seem intuitive to think of an array of characteristics like strength, intelligence, speed and size as crucial to the survival of species and, for many examples, they are. However, when one considers the examples of species such as ants or the crane fly, it becomes apparent that there isn’t a characteristic in the animal kingdom which can’t be outmatched by a member of another species. Put simply, where one species excels others might fail.

Other examples include a hypothetical fight between a lion and a bear. Since the lion has always relied heavily on its speed and upper body strength to bring down antelope, it has never had any biological necessity for a particularly strong skull. In this sense the lion has been completely successful in its evolution, but it soon becomes apparent that it would not necessarily fair well if it was forced into locations anew. Consequently, if a lion were to ever come into contact with a grizzly bear of the forest it would likely have its head caved with a single strike. This is because the lion has adapted its attributes based on its surroundings, rather than simply evolving specific ones. If the individuals of a species cannot be successful in their versatility then they are likely to perish. Perhaps if the lion’s ancestors had been moved to a different part of the world by the continental drifts we might look upon a completely different animal. It might not even exist today. We cannot predict with any degree of certainty though since, being completely absent of consciousness, evolution has no foresight.

This notion of biological adaptation is central to Darwin’s theory. Herbert Spencer’s ‘survival of the fittest’ not only undermines the power of natural selection as a general theory, but also grossly misleads and prevents a wide understanding of the topic. It can tend to encumber people with unfounded and poorly researched criticism. Unless one wishes to read On the Origin of Species in the same sense that they might interpret a metaphor, Darwin could not have been clearer about his meaning. Natural selection is not survival of the fittest, it is survival of those that adapt to their ever changing surroundings.

The MindBox truly has conquered!

I seem to have gathered a rather loyal following in Sweden by following the simple formula of keeping their television and film industry well paid.

MindBox goes dot com!

Friends, I have moved to a broader stage. Thanks to my associates at The Little Movement Productions, The MindBox of Mark Brewer is no longer shackled within the confines of the WordPress.com boundaries! I have secured my own hosting and my own domain name. THEY SHALL NEVER TAKE IT FROM ME…. You know… Until the account expires and shit.

All that is left for me to do is shout this cryptic message, “HAIL SKITLER!”

Experimental guitar piece.

I decided to experiment with some tapping on the guitar. I wanted to play some chords and then tap a melody over the top of it. Woop!

Taking risks is not morally unjust?

I have just attended a debate between Professors Brad Hooker and David Oderberg at Reading University. The topic of debate was whether or not banker’s pay, high pay in particular, was morally justifiable. I would just like to make a commentary on one proposition which Brad Hooker made that I felt was a little frivolous, in retrospect. Obviously, he is a Professor of Philosophy and I am a mere undergraduate and so I am a little anxious as to make frivolity calls in his direction. Nevertheless, the statement has unsettled me for most of the day and sadly he had to teach a class directly after the debate and so I couldn’t question him personally. That being said, like the internet whore that I am, I would like to blog it!

During the Q & A period of the debate the topic of risk taking came up and Brad Hooker made the proposition that the taking of a risk is not morally unjust. This can be said to be true in the case of a stand alone risk made by an individual where only that individual is implicated by the risk itself. However, I belief he forgot to factor in, as is the case with bankers, that where the risk has a probability for negative implications on surplus individuals it can be said to be morally unjust.

For instance, if I decided to take the risk to jump down a flight of stairs and the probability of a negative impact on my state of personal well being was the only factor to consider, then clearly there is no moral question whatsoever. The decision to do that is mine and mine alone. There is no risk of me hurting any other individual and the only issue in question is my sanity. However, if I gathered together a group of ten individuals and had each one of them pay me ten pounds to jump down the flight of stairs, adding the stipulation that I would divide the money equally between the ones that manage to survive the fall without a scratch, whilst the remaining injured parties would recieve nill and feeding all of the individuals “valid” reasons why the should in fact take the plunge, I think there is questionable morality in taking the said risk.

With that little banking analogy, I would like to close by saying that the debate was unexpectedly engaging. As the first debate of term I was expecting a little more of a simplistic topic, but the current issue of the financial climate was a great way to get things started.

That is all.

How to desalinate water

Since leading world powers seem to find the idea that we might need to spend a little money on the desalination of water repugnant to their very rectum, I’ve decided to direct you to an article that might help you do it yourself.

Desalination is the process by which you can extract excess salt from sea water and use it for drinking. I think that it’s more than obvious that this might be a requirement at some point within the next fifteen to twenty years, what with all of the environmental problems we seem to have a penchant and overall autoerotic tendency for causing. Even if you don’t feel that it’s necessary to solve the world’s quickly increasing fresh-water crisis, it’s still a fun and easy experiment to whet your hydro-oxygenated dreams with.

THIS LINK here will direct you to an excellent instructional guide on how to extract salt from sea water for both scientifically experimental and survival purposes. Have fun now.

For more information on the advantages of water desalination over more conventional sourcing methods, please view this PDF document that was put together by some official, sack scratching source: CLICK

"Missing link" in electronics could finally allow computers to learn.

As Michio Kaku eloquently states, even the most sophisticated computational systems on Earth possess the actual intelligence of a, “…retarded cockroach.”

Research into artificial intelligence has, thus far, yielded poor results. There has been some progress in the field in the last twenty or so years, but no technological leaps that have allowed physicists to predict a time when robots will be as intelligent as humans. This is mainly due to the computer’s inabillity to learn and function in the same way that the human brain does. There is no CPU in the human brain.

However, a new discovery by the lab at Hewlett-Packard HQ could change all of that.

Allow me to redirect you to the NewScientist website for more information:

CLICK HERE

MindBox TV: The Many Voices of Dell

This is not episode two of MindBoxTV. It’s just a little, intermittent video which I made for my own personal amusement. I suppose that defining it as a juvenile rambling is the best critique that I could hope for. It’s not intended to be a reenactment. As you’ll see, my acting skills leave a little too much to be desired for such an accolade.

It literally is just me being an imbecile.