10.23 Homeopathy: There’s nothing in it! Campaign
Whilst gently perusing the clinical pages of a certain Magazine written especially for New Scientists, I happened to chance upon the most compelling of articles. Amongst the latest auto-erotica on Darwinism, which no one but the most heinous, mustachioed, cat-stroking scientific types would deem noteworthy reading material, I found myself squinting at a piece written on a rather engorged group campaigning against allowing the inefficacy of the homeopathic method to creep into medicine. Their plan was to have a mass overdose of the so called “alternative” remedies, followed by a physical examination, on a specific date simply to prove that the whole matter is a rather large load of your mother’s best bologna sausage. In fact, you would probably receive more nutritional supplementation from devouring a large loaf of sausage meat than throwing the homeo-bollocks into your system. Anyway, overdose they did and guess what? Go on, have a little guess.
The experiment yielded very much the same sort of results you would expect to find in any objective and scientific test. Homeopathy does not cure illness, nor does it cause any. It left everyone precisely as they were. If that’s what a health care product is supposed to achieve then I would advise you all to start bottling air and selling it under the guise of being practitioner in Aereopathy. You might even like to devise some sort of theory based around the first piece of unfounded hocus-wankery that strikes you as quasi-intellectual.
Whilst I could indeed bore you, dear reader, with the usual bout of, “homeopathy would simply become medicine if it were proved anything other than as or less effective than a placebo”, I won’t. I am simply going to provide the link to the website of the campaign, which is rather extensive in its educational content, in the hope that you might read it and enrich yourself no end by realising that “alternative” remedies are for idiots who have a degree in business whilst medicine is championed by the refined, tested and proved-to-be-effective-on-a-regular-basis community known as science. Doctors might well, if they are lucky, have a degree in what stuff does stuff when you put it into your body and would therefore be a little more well intellectually-situated to make an objective judgement on your welfare than the money grabbing, prick-tits who prefer to thrust a sugar pill, dabbed with piss water, under your strangely unprotesting tongue.
If you believe that homeopathy, “works for some,” then CLICK HERE and learn yourself a thing or two.
If you don’t, then click it anyway and join the rest of us in laughing at the complete idiots who do.
I ate some sugar the other day…If anything It had an adverse effect, in as much as I had to clean my teeth afterward.